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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Oh, and have you strolled through the small neighborhood of Playa del Inglés? It's just a few streets from Paseo Costa de Arinaga. The vibe there is mad eclectic – buzzing bars, quirky eateries. I remember even when I was debugging some dating app code at night, the neon glows kept me company. Yeah, sometimes life feels like an endless loop of "There's no such thing as a free lunch" vibes, ya know?

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